![]() Oh yeah! Three of the best shows in a row! But now, get ready for lust, betrayal and murder, on Hot Load Case Files. Then at 7, some like their murder with a side of sexy biscuits, on Southern Fried Homicide. Tonight at 10, it's a tale of lust, seduction, and murder, on Sexy Betrayals. And it is password-protected with a security code that only a child would know. There's an app which can actually allow kids to block things that their parents watch on television. Look everybody, I know we all feel our hands are tied, but the fact is, we can do something about this. ![]() ![]() This is the result of a broken society in which profits come before morals!īoooooooooo. I called the networks that are putting this smut out there, and you know what they told me?! They told me if I didn't want my parents watchin', then I should spend more time with them! Like it's my fault! The police found hours and hours of murder porn on the Hagens' DVR. How is this stuff allowed to stay on the air?! Guys, guys, I know we're all concerned, but we have to work together! A bunch of bicycles cover the parking area and kids can be heard inside. You're making a mistake! Let me go! It wasn't me, I tell ya! A burglar broke in! He was black! He's the one who stabbed that nagging bitch in her fat face! He was blaaack! As they pass by Aaron, he sees his mom's dead body and screams in sheer terror. The dead mom, who has a large knife jabbed into her head through her right eye, is wheeled out by the paramedics. Aaron is on the front lawn crying, and Stan shows up. Police and ambulance are there, along with a news crew. Later that night, in his room, Stan is sleeping. Oh we missed the murder! Did he cut them up?! Yes Stan, these are based on real things. Murder porn? Stan, this is just an investigative crime show. And when her husband comes home, he wants more than just a divorce. His wife is having sex with the neighbor. Oh crap, who could that be-?! Oh it's, it's, probably fuckin' Stan! Ah, hang on a second bud. Stan, still wearing his backpack, walks up to the bedroom door and listens in. Stan comes home from school and walks up the stairs to his room when he hears noises coming out of his parents' room. Shows like "Southern Fried Homicide," "Sinful Secrets," "On The Case with Paula Zahn." And it's all smut and it's garbage and it's trash! Your parents are watching this stuff! Go home and ask them! And as we ask them we must also ask ourselves, "If they're obsessed with this stuff, then how long? How long before one of our daddies dresses up in lingerie and bashes Mommy's head in with a brick?" The increased viewership has brought about a whole new slew of shows that use graphic sex, and innuendo, to make spousal murder more titillating. Fellow students: there is a plague of smut on our cable boxes! Shows that feature reenactments of unsolved crimes and spousal homicide! I'm talking of course about murder porn!Īccording to the Nielsen ratings, viewership in shows like "Cold Case Files," "Dateline: Murder," and "Deadly Affairs" is skyrocketing amongst married couples. My report is on the vile and despicable trash that our parents are watching on television. Okay, next report, let's have uh, Peter Mullen. Huh? Oh, oh, Wendy, uhhh, very nicely done. Garrison, can you do something about this, please? Mr. I'm not booing your opinion, I'm booing your report topic. Instead of booing my opinion, why don't you make a constructive argument?! The vast majority of refugees from Syria are likely to meet refugee status criteria and issued benefits from-īoooo, Wendy Testaburger, Boooooo! Boo Wendy! Liar! Refugees from Syria should be considered in need of international protection. Unless we come together as a country and realize that refugees from Syria should be considered in need-īoooo! Boo, Wendy! Boo, Wendy Testaburger, Boo!
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